Aberdeen confessions: ‘You did WHAT?!’

A recent poll has found that AU students are very naughty indeed…


This gent was also thrown out of Hive under similar circumstances:

He can’t remember exactly what the “inappropriate behaviour” involved, but “there were definitely trousers around ankles.”

 

The Marcliffe called it “an act of terrorism”:

“Sack dangerwanks, dangerpoos are the new thrill.”

 

This chap’s been networking from the start:

“Oops.”

 

She doesn’t waste her time:

To top it off, he got nothing in return: “No regrets.”

 

“I walked in on her on top of her best friend.”

“I went out to get something from the shop and she invited her friend round – I walked in on them naked. It’s fine, we’re all gay now.”

 

I don’t think any of The Tab’s readerships can judge too much:

No one can deny the munchies. She scanned the area for seagull infestation first.

 

“He was gorgeous, but absolutely terrible in bed and a total dickhead.”

When she didn’t get her kicks, she instead dished out a taste of his own medicine: “He wanted to see me again – I don’t think he’d met a girl with an ego bigger than his before. He didn’t get a response.”

 

And finally…………

Tough crowd: “I found food more satisfying than his sex.”

 

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