Aberdeen confessions: ‘You did WHAT?!’
A recent poll has found that AU students are very naughty indeed…
This gent was also thrown out of Hive under similar circumstances:
He can’t remember exactly what the “inappropriate behaviour” involved, but “there were definitely trousers around ankles.”
The Marcliffe called it “an act of terrorism”:
“Sack dangerwanks, dangerpoos are the new thrill.”
This chap’s been networking from the start:
“Oops.”
She doesn’t waste her time:
To top it off, he got nothing in return: “No regrets.”
“I walked in on her on top of her best friend.”
“I went out to get something from the shop and she invited her friend round – I walked in on them naked. It’s fine, we’re all gay now.”
I don’t think any of The Tab’s readerships can judge too much:
No one can deny the munchies. She scanned the area for seagull infestation first.
“He was gorgeous, but absolutely terrible in bed and a total dickhead.”
When she didn’t get her kicks, she instead dished out a taste of his own medicine: “He wanted to see me again – I don’t think he’d met a girl with an ego bigger than his before. He didn’t get a response.”
And finally…………
Tough crowd: “I found food more satisfying than his sex.”
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