Aberdeen Club Safari

Our resident nightclub irritant finds the most embarrassing Aberdeen nightlife photos and mocks them. Join him on his tour of the wilderness.


'Just waiting for a mate'

‘Just waiting for a mate’

I remember my first beer

I remember my first beer

'Chinning VKs daahling. Chinning Vks...'

‘Chinning VKs daahling. Chinning VKs…’

ID please ladies.

I.D. please ladies.

Only one of them had worked out that he'd put it up the wrong skirt.

Only one of them had worked out that he’d put it up the wrong skirt.

Meanwhile in snafu

Meanwhile in snafu