Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which Horrible Histories character you are

Anything but the bloody rat


Horrible Histories was elite tier children’s television, and if you disagree you may as well stop reading right about… here. I mean really, can you get any better than a show that EDUCATES whilst simultaneously leaving us with tune after tune after tune? All whilst being strung together by the presentation of a stupid street dwelling puppet rat? And let’s not even get onto the sheer comedy of it all. God, we had it so good.

However, amongst the Cleopatras and the Boudiccas, the Charles’ and the Henrys, you’ve got to have wondered which character you’re most similar to at some point, right? Thought so. Here are 10 questions to find out just which Horrible Histories character you’re most aligned with.

Related stories recommended by this writer:

• This is what your favourite CBBC childhood stars are up to now

• Okay, but what’s the best Horrible Histories song of all time? A considered ranking

• Horrible Histories was the best show on TV, you can’t change my mind