Here are all the best name memes you can share on your Insta story

We have surpassed frogs, we are now at ‘what clothes airer you are’

Right, so a few days ago people started sharing pictures of animals to their Insta stories with their names attached. Frogs, rats, cats, you name it. Seems a bit basic and embarrassing for Insta but even “cool” IG users are pasting these on their stories, with their name accompanying pictures of Lisa Simpson and Love Islanders.

But in typical internet fashion, they’ve gone and got very niche now. Dildos, Spongebob memes… clothes airers. They’re ridiculous at this point, but the only way they can keep up with people sharing them and not get old is just to get gradually more and more obscure. So if you want to share some wacky things to your Insta story, or just genuinely find out what washing line you are – you’ve come to the right place. Here are all the best and weirdest name memes to be found on IG at the moment.


I love a good possum. Who doesn’t? Well, a lot of people actually – they have a bad rep. But thanks to Instagram famous possums and a generally more accepting society, possums are being embraced in all forms. And now you can find out which possum is associated with your name! All thanks to the wonders of the interwebs. God bless it.

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Grace ✨

A post shared by what possum you are ( on Jul 15, 2020 at 2:50pm PDT


Honestly having my name engraved on a dildo is something I have always wanted but short of that, this scratches that itch just fine.

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Hector dildo 💎 Thanks for donating 🥺❣️

A post shared by What Dildo You Are (@what_dildo_you_are) on Jul 15, 2020 at 7:39pm PDT


I don’t care which Otter pic I get with my name as long as I can see their MASSIVE PAWS.

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Billy is hiding from you with the lead on his head #Billy

A post shared by What_Otter_Are__You (@what_otter_are__you) on Jul 15, 2020 at 4:08pm PDT

Spongebob meme

If I don’t get “aight I’mma head outta here” for my name I’m a… head outta here.

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A post shared by @ what_spongebobmeme_are_you on Jul 13, 2020 at 6:22pm PDT

Love Islanders

Any Kaitlyn’s out there just got very lucky.


These ones are more sincere, beautiful pics of cows than memes but I’m not turning them down. Ingrid is a STUNNER.

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Ingrid 🙂 📷: no copyright free website #wcya_ingrid

A post shared by you are a cow (@what_cow_you_are) on Jul 15, 2020 at 10:36pm PDT

Clothes airer

This account doesn’t have many pics so if you get your name you’re EXTRA lucky.

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A post shared by What Clothes Airer Are You (@what_clothes_airer_are_you) on Jul 15, 2020 at 1:41pm PDT


Sam sams

Sometimes I think it’s funny to call Simpsons sam sams back off okay.

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julia #simpsons

A post shared by you are a simpson (@what_simpson_you_are) on Jul 15, 2020 at 7:26pm PDT

Undercover cake

We really have reached peak internet when we sharing shit like this to our stories. Also sorry but how the fuck is this a cake?

Bratz dolls

Hot dogs

Bit peak for Bethany honestly.

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A post shared by hot dog (@what_hotdog_you_are) on Jul 15, 2020 at 12:39pm PDT

Harry Styles

And finally, the best of all:

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