Take this quiz and we’ll tell you if you’re Mia Thermopolis or Queen of Genovia

Think you’re a true Genovian?


The Princess Diaries was a whole other kettle of fish. I mean, what more could you want from a film? Teenager who goes from ugly duckling to a literal princess, geeky/shy to popular and universally loved, yet still has all of the worries and stresses that us normal lowly folk have? It’s the perfect feel-good film for those of us who were just as outcast during our secondary school years. Because of this, you’ve obviously channelled your Genovian spirit at one point and wondered – are you more normal Mia Thermopolis from San Francisco (yes, we’re referring only to the film), or Clarisse Marie Grimaldi Renaldi, Queen of Genovia?

It’s the age-old question, but let’s just get one thing straight ladies and gents. This is specifically in reference to the Mia Thermopolis at the start of the film, where she is yet to flourish into the confident queen that we all know was within all along. You broke my glasses? Well, you broke my brush, bitch:

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