FaceTime sex, learning to squirt and nude rotas: Your tales from horny isolation

As the pandemic rages on so do the unprecedented side effects: bread baking, bad Tik Tok dancing, running and bragging about it. But one real problem sweeping the nation with chaos belittles them all: extreme horniness.

If you’ve found yourself sending nudes to your ex and wanking an ungodly amount, don’t worry about it. Isolation has turned you into a thirsty little hoe and you are not the only one.

One day soon we’ll all be back to making poor sexual decisions, throwing ourselves at strangers in beer gardens and trying desperately to convince those three Hinge matches to actually meet up (and shag) in real life. Your phone will be ringing off the hook. You’ll be looking like a snack and smelling like sweat and suncream. There will be several shags a week! Sex everywhere! It will be glorious!

But for now you can quench your thirst by listening to our podcast episode about this great horny nation of ours and what we’ve all been doing to fill the void. In this week’s episode of “Is it in Yet?”, recorded in horny isolation, Grace, Lucy and Josh are talking about sending nudes en masse, how to keep your matches interested and FaceTime sex. Plus we hear from some extremely thirsty people, like a girl teaching herself how to squirt, a boy trying to meet his Tinder matches in the woods for a shag (?) and someone who’s been dumped in isolation.

You can listen to the episode now on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Or right here in the player below:

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“Is it in Yet?” is a new podcast from the girls at The Tab and it’s the most honest sex podcast you’ve probably ever heard. Every week we discuss the hilarious moments from our sex lives, and more importantly yours. Expect the most outrageous, grim, hot, kinky, sordid, terrifying, weird, gross, explicit sex stories, and definitely avoid listening to them in public.

The podcast is based on The Tab’s hit sex column “By disappointed girls”, where our readers and contributors talk candidly about what you should and shouldn’t be doing in bed if you want to have good sex. Their advice has been read over 3 million times and includes crucial tips such as: How to eat a girl out, properly.

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