QUIZ: Tell us your mundane opinions and we’ll tell you how Tory you are

Come on, admit you put the crisps in the bowl


On a simplistic analysis, being a Tory is simply a choice you make at the ballot box. Turn up, think some thoughts about privatisation, maybe call Boris “fella” in your Insta story, and that’s enough. Every British person knows it’s not that cut-and-dry. Even the most ardent left-winger can secretly be a raging Tory, and they might not even know it.

In fact, people on Twitter been paying testament to that fact by sharing their most Tory opinions.

It’s proved that, just as much as your thoughts on niche taxation policy or the role of the state, the crisps you like can also mark you out as a Tory.

So, if you’ve been wondering whether your incredibly mundane opinions mean you’re secretly a Tory, wonder no more. Take this quiz.

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