Describe your quarantine habits and we’ll tell you which uni you should’ve gone to

It really is that simple

You don’t fit into your current university, or you went to the wrong one in the past, and I’m about to tell you why. What, with just a quiz based upon your lockdown preferences?

“How can you possibly gauge what uni I should’ve gone to based upon whether I choose eggs or cereal for breakfast?!”, I hear you shout. Easily, as it happens. You see, I’ve staunchly adhered to the gross stereotyping of every variety of student, from a selection of the top universities in the UK. Doing this, you’ll answer certain questions that will tick certain boxes, et voila! Left-overs for breakfast? Psshh, that’s so Bristol:

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