These water drinking memes hit different if you love a glass of the cold stuff
Yes, I am a dirty slut for water
Greg BarradaleThere are lots of drinks to choose from these days, but only one is actually good: water
If you are a devotee, you will know the satisfaction of a crisp glass of the cold stuff. The joy of seeing condensation on a water bottle. The relief of having pee as clear as your skin. There are entire communities dedicated to a love of water.
So please, enjoy these water memes as you gulp down your umpteenth pint of the day.
First, the realisation that you may be a dirty slut for water hits hard
u ever drink water rlly intensely n it’s dripping down ur chin but ur letting it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water
— Christian (@LilKratom) October 26, 2019
Only true h2o legends know water is not just a palette cleanser, it is a palette supercharger
In fact, drinking that cold stuff is becoming an addiction
We're done doing xanax, we out here drinking water now. Catch up https://t.co/3lYF8yvA3F
— CRYBABY (@killxora) August 24, 2017
The facts speak for themselves
water is rly that bitch. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful
— ????? (@skinnyybrat) July 21, 2018
Your organs will thank you
my organs seeing water come down my throat https://t.co/B53qUFk8cZ
— kay? (@sIuttykayIa) January 31, 2020
Do not listen to the haters and detractors who try to stop us enjoying Poseidon’s drip
⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
DONT DRINK WATER AFTER EATING FISH!!! b'cos the water may causr the fish to swim and then u will feel gluglgulguglu gluglgulgu in your stomach !!!!!!!!!!REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!!— faye (@urfairygfz) December 14, 2019
As you battle against the harsh world, water is one of your only true allies
college is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world
— emily (@aethosia) January 11, 2020
Remember: it doesn’t just have to be a drink
my favorite genre of food is crunchy water pic.twitter.com/K70glmxzlz
— I stan 2 rats (@makahiya13) January 31, 2020
In such a passionate community, it’s only natural people get competitive over water drinking
Where My Water Drinkers At? ?
Where You Drinking Your Bottle ?If I See Anyone Say 1 I'm Reporting You To The Feds. ? pic.twitter.com/ycamSTRwNv
— Ayo Pierre ???? (@Ayo__Goof) February 19, 2020
Yet we all know the best way to slurp down a cup of that clear clear
Ice water outta these cups just be hittin’ different pic.twitter.com/cxrJzdCh14
— joeybagofdonuts (@liljoeybagz) July 27, 2018
And, sure, you might have to pee a lot, but it’s worth it
Really, it’s worth it
Just as long as you don’t forget to stay hydrated
Today's tea:
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) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(_____(
you need to /___
drink / |
some water /____ |
bitch. /
/
__________/— reminding you to drink water (@drinkwaterho) February 19, 2020
Because you realise some good water is the solution to all problems
Drink more water biatchh https://t.co/6MVWgok1e0
— Pɪᴋᴀᴄʜᴜū ; (@biatchxixx) February 20, 2020
It’ll save your hungover ass time and time again
My hungover ass waking up at 4 am to chug water. pic.twitter.com/iZJ3CI4Fa4
— Drunk Posts (@durnkposts) July 28, 2019
These pictures of water can even cure sadness (look at that condensation)
reminder to drink some water? pic.twitter.com/5TkDUw8jkB
— ????????.????? ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (@selfcarehackzz) February 21, 2020
Frankly, it’s hard to understand how people can drink anything else on the reg
I seriously don’t like the taste of juice or soda anymore. I only can drink water.
— MIYA MARIE (@_miyamarie) February 18, 2020
It’s harder still to get your head around people who don’t like water
how do some people just not like the taste of water ???? can’t relate
— Wilanny (@wilannycordero) February 19, 2020
People from Birmingham are very protective over their tap water
birmingham tap water vs tap water everywhere else https://t.co/Op0aBhvqml
— isra (@israxm) October 28, 2019
You’d almost think it’s the only thing they’ve got to shout about
Dehydration > drinking tap water not from Birmingham
— Sam? (@_saaamg) November 17, 2018
Enter the Welsh
Welsh water taste better than English water. English water taste like 3 days ago https://t.co/1OiXQzIDYy
— T (@thapeloooooo) February 17, 2020
I think we’d better stop with the water memes before this descends into a civil war. I also drank like three pints of water whilst writing this so I’m off.
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