Storm Ciara blew these Clubbers of the Week into my garden, send help

The club can’t even handle us right now


With February in full swing and Dry January well and truly over, nightclubs all over the student cities of the UK were left bursting at the seams this past week. With university staff strikes confirmed and storm Ciara literally blowing us into the clubs, we might as well miss our 9ams whilst we still can.

Scroll on to see if you or your mates made the title of the absolute CV gold that is a Clubber of the Week: UK Edition.

Stunners of the Week

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Cheers to us being fit

Runners-up

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Imagine being so hot you pull off such tragic tees

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VKs never looked so good

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His eyes should be a national treasure

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You can smell the Pantene through the screen

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Maybe there's a link between attractiveness and VK-drinking

Hero of the Week

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Gosh, he really is the Highest in the Room

Runners up

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Saturdays are for the boys

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These Oxfordian gang signs are pure fire

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Paul Hollywood, eat your heart out

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Having buckets of fun x

Heroine of the Week

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When you're the Beyonce of your friendship group

Runners up

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These gals did not come here to play

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Taste the rainbow

Creeper of the Week

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Sad reacts only

Runner up

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Literally begging for a Clubbers feature

Peace of the Week

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One hell of a power move

Runners up

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Get a bestie who looks at you like this

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At least you tried

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Uni nights out summed up in one pic

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Gang sign or most uncomfortable peace of all time?

Wankers of the Week

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Asking for it

Runners-up

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2007 called, it wants its gag back

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As the Bible says: Men are trash

Wholesome Content of the Week

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This really makes me want to watch "The Bee Movie' but Every Time They Say the Word “Bee” It Speeds Up" again

Runners up

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The cutest sandwich ever

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You have GOT this, brother

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Just so pure

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Friends who make bad decisions together, stay together

Unhappy Clubber of the Week

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Thumbs up if you just want Maccies

Runners-up

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One very sombre sip

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Oh no she diiiiiiidn't

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Very different pages

Third Wheel of the Week

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He took a massive L

Runners up

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Ruined the perfect Instagram, the cheek

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Sixth wheeling takes the pain to a whole other level

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Three isn't always a crowd

WTF of the Week

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Nothing like a cheeky bit of bondage on the dance floor

Runners up

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If earmuffs catch on, I swear to God

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The bigger the hoop…

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Really hope they know this guy

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SO many levels to this

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Need I say more

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I don't want to know how far down each other's throats their tongues are

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Cardiff's Specsavers seriously needs to up its game

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What's wrong with a simple smile, lads?

Best of the Rest

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Britney and Justin could never

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I don't think he's having a very good time

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Turning up on a school night? Outrageous

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Cheeky mid club nap

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Hang on let me take this

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I'm 6ft, I swear

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Garms for days

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What's 9 plus 10? (PS. Happy birthday, son x)

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She knows her angles: 90 degrees anticlockwise

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SO candid

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"But first…"

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When she won't do any more jägers with you

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Human centipede, but make it fashion

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Looking the good kind of snakey

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Feels when you get barred

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When the club's so lit you need shades

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Come here often?

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Someone clearly didn't get the memo

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A closed mouth catches no flies, boys

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What's your bet they practised this pose in the mirror

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Double trouble

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When the club's hot, but you're ice cold

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I throw my hands up in the air sometimes

Photography credits can be found via the following links:

Cardiff: Smack, Yolo, Quids In

Edinburgh: ICE Wednesdays, Tamagotchi Tuesdays, Flare Mondays

Oxford Brookes: Go Eskimo

Bournemouth: Cameo

Coventry: Kasbah

York: Salvation

Aberdeen: Exodus