These 21 memes will make a true introvert want to curl up into a ball and die

*unknown number rings* AAAAHHHHHH

4 years ago

There’s a really funny hashtag going around on Twitter currently called #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts, and by “really funny” I mean “upsettingly accurate for its portrayal of every single insecurity and difficulty we introverts suffer when it comes to social situations”. Call Domino’s to order a pizza, are you alright in the head? There’s a perfectly good website for that.

Don’t worry though, for you have found your fellow phone-call-avoiding, seminar-dodging brothers and sisters within this article – we’re an underappreciated bunch but we’re more powerful in numbers (online from the comfort of our bedrooms though, obviously). So if your seminar leader saying “let’s do an icebreaker” is enough to send chills down your spine, I think you’re going to enjoy this one.

Here’s a collection of the best introvert memes:

1. AHHH PLS

“So, tell me about yourself.” #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/5PMiBi1fSa

— Sarah Lundberg (@sarahlundberg) January 15, 2020

2. haha, no. no I am not.

#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts ‘are you excited about starting your new job and meeting 30 new people?’ pic.twitter.com/wnxsdTuASU

— Matthew Holland (@mattholland85) January 15, 2020

3. starts shaking uncontrollably

Why don’t we go around the room and everyone tell us one fact about you we didn’t know? Sound like fun? #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/JtQ96ZXtBA

— I’m The Mary (@CMUnimpressed) January 14, 2020

4. At least 2 working days, please

When my friends ask me to hang out the next day and I haven't had time to recharge from our last socialization #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/N8GJJcZTB9

— Alejandra Andres (@_Ale_Andres_) January 15, 2020

5. Is there actually anything worse

Always on the first day of school#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/dWteh7zsBr

— Lima (@LimaBean156) January 15, 2020

6. You were supposed to be my friend 🙁

#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts Hey, why don't you tell everyone that joke you told me earlier? pic.twitter.com/PRIgJa70pJ

— Tammy (@TammyMeade8) January 14, 2020

7. I would but I’m actually busy man sorry you know how it be

Why don't you come down the pub? There'll be loads of us there. #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/O6fdbATyHj

— A Bartlett Photo (@PhotoBartlett) January 14, 2020

8. What is so hard about a text

"If you can give us a call back when you receive this message–"#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/4IM4LrOhnq

— Victoria Lee ? (@sosaidvictoria) January 15, 2020

9. Neither thanks

Teacher: Should I assign groups or do you want to choose your own? #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/ZYqL4VfkJU

— Bert Burt (@BertBurt5) January 14, 2020

10. Sure they’ll leave a voicemail if they rlly need me x

Them: "Your phone is ringing."
Me: "I don't recognise the number, and I am not expecting a call…"
Them: "So why don't you answer it and find out?"#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/BFJfAfajLM

— April (@AprilLloyd90) January 14, 2020

11. Call me Joaquin Phoenix because I’m a fucking clown

How can you call yourself an introvert, you seem so outgoing! #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/0VtW4PLeM2

— Regina DeMita (@DemitaRegina) January 14, 2020

12. 3 minutes texting > 1-minute phone call

Rather than texting can you give me a call? #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/BtAw0VAAA6

— Lbird (@Kelly2304) January 14, 2020

13. you’re the worST PARENTS EVER

me: "mom im hungry"
mom: "want pizza"
me: "yea sure, can you order it"
mom: "if you want it you order it"
me: "……im not hungry anymore"#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/ufaWHhQzwn

— Shadow (@ShadQWR6) January 15, 2020

14. Answer the below for 30 marks

"Why won't you just call them and order the damn pizza?" #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/qgv8xcl8u9

— Rewdalf (@Rewdalf) January 15, 2020

15. We have found our people

Going through #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts and it makes me feel so normal. pic.twitter.com/1Pnbon0E7t

— Brie Dickey (@BrieDickey) January 15, 2020

16. Yup pretty much

Are you mad that I invited someone else to come with us? #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/up9xRih5vR

— Kelly Ann ?️‍? (@inner_moonlight) January 14, 2020

17. As if people find this easy to do

Why don't you just go up to them and start talking? #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/LjcIekBCTN

— Kaitlind (@HeyItsKaitlind) January 14, 2020

18. Talk about something we’re both interested in or don’t bother

What bothers you so much about making small talk?? #StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/fdh7juKarF

— Nathan Rodriguez (@ParagHatzNate) January 14, 2020

19. Looool

#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts

Them: Why didn't you come to the party?

Me: You didn't invite me.

Them: Why? You know your welcomed to come.

Me: Welcomed isn't the same as Invited.

Them: Well… you missed a good party.

Me: pic.twitter.com/DYM0U0EATy

— The Excelllence (@TheExcelllence) January 14, 2020

20. And now for my next trick…

While being at pretty much any social event.

Them: Are you ready to go?

Me:#StupidQuestionsForIntroverts pic.twitter.com/47qXemAQon

— John Mason (@LivingGodsTruth) January 14, 2020