These 29 ‘dumbest reason you got in trouble at school’ memes make me feel old
‘Cutting the heads off footy stickers putting them on every fire exit in the school’ is pure Britain and I won’t hear otherwise
Friends there is a new meme sweeping Twitter. This time it’s a picture of Rihanna holding a microphone to someone’s mouth with the caption “What’s the dumbest thing you ever got in trouble for at school?”. It’s prompted people to share their painfully petty and British school dramas.
Anyway here are 29 of the best, which prove there was no justice for plucky school kids.
My dickhead science teacher sent me to the principals office in 8th grade cause i was in a good mood and i was smiling in class and he’s like “why r u smiling” and im like “idk” and hes like “dont give me attitude go to the office” and i haven’t been happy since https://t.co/8XXtkgq6fM
— yeah i’m emo, so what? (@ThyArtIsMemes) January 10, 2020
My class got given a detention by a substitute teacher so i, supreme neek, made a petition saying it was unfair and got everyone in my year to sign it. When I presented it to the head of year I was accused of leading a witch hunt https://t.co/xID2VGKfTt
— Robin Craig (@robin__craig) January 10, 2020
A girl in my form used to write sexual fanfiction about Harry Potter and Draco. She showed me them on her PC and I printed them off and read them aloud in the sixth form common room. Then – months later – in the school panto we re-enacted the scene from her fan fiction on stage. https://t.co/00rIqmKW45
— Luke (@lukerobertblack) January 10, 2020
Guessing correctly the number of marbles that were in a jar for a contest. The teacher was convinced I had cheated and locked me in a separate classroom for the rest of the day, only to forget me there and me not being able to get out until a janitor found me at night. https://t.co/e6NTqmUgcb
— tofu scramble (@VincentTweten) January 9, 2020
I got an A in my Spanish speaking exam and I celebrated by running into the class, bending my friend over and daggering her… when I turned around my head of year was standing there and had seen the whole display. I spent the rest of the lesson in his office https://t.co/6yhP0dADS0
— ocean (@coronitaxo) January 10, 2020
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