Take this quiz to find out if you’re naughty or nice

You’re getting coal in that stocking and you know it


Everyone likes to think they’re a good person, but there is only one true judge of morality and that is Father Christmas. Failing that, this quiz does a pretty job.

A mix of Oxbridge-interview-level morality questions and questions about what your favourite Christmas dinner component is, this quiz is the best chance at establishing whether you should be expecting coal or presents this Christmas.