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Which weirdly obscure Love Actually character are you?

Tag yourself I’m the octopus


You’ve probably worked out which standard, run of the mill Love Actually character you are by now. All it really boils down to is whether you’re more of a Bill Nighy or a Sad Emma Thompson. Boring.

A true show of character is which weirdly obscure Love Actually character you are. We’re talking first and third lobsters, the kid that says “I hate uncle Jamie” and even the guy who plays guitar at Keira Knightley’s wedding. Weird shit. If you really want to feel seen, you don’t need a therapist – you need this quiz.

Without further ado, I present to you the best quiz you’ll take this festive season. Remember to try not to disturb the eels.

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