‘Nice tits’ and homemade videos: How to take and respond to nudes, properly
By girls
The TabIt’s Friday night, you’re alone and feeling a little fruity. That glass of white has got you in the mood to get n a k e d. What ensues is 30 minutes of posing, rearranging your hair to look perfectly tousled, switching the lighting, and contorting your naked body in ways you didn’t know were possible.
After some scrutiny you go for one a little friskier than usual. You send it. Your heart beats, a wave of uncontrollable thoughts speed through your mind. Should I have kept my bra on? Is he currently finding the words to tell me it’s over because my belly button looks weird from this angle?
Finally a response!
It’s a….thumbs up emoji. Guess you’ll go fuck yourself. You can add not responding well to nudes to his ‘cons’ list.
If only he’d listened to this week’s “Is it in Yet?” episode – The Nudes Special. This week on The Tab’s sex podcast the girls take you through how to curate the perfect nude. We look at the worst ever responses to nudes, and the worst messages ever sent begging for nudes. Plus, as always, horror stories like “I sent my nude to my best friend’s boyfriend”.
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