But how much of a crisps slut are you really? Take this quiz to find out

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What is a crisps slut? A crisps slut is someone who loves crisps, more than a natural amount. They always have a packet of Salt and Vinegar, Hula Hoops or Doritos in their bag, and can always be depended upon to have houmous in the fridge.

They have strong opinions on which crisps belong in God tier, and will get into heated arguments at pres about which flavour of Walkers crisps is ultimately the best.

They will look at this meme, and get it engraved on their tombstone.

But not everyone’s a crisps slut. If you get a chocolate bar or *shudders* fruit in your meal deal, you are categorically not a crisps slut.

We can’t all have this title in our Instagram bio, but take the quiz below to find out whether you are a true crisps slut:

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