19 times university was not worth the £9,250
9k for this??????
A year's worth of rent, a holiday for two in the Maldives, three quarters of a Fiat 500, nine iPhone 11s and 15,426 Kit Kat Chunky bars. These are all the things you could actually get for £9,250. But instead, you're spending it on an eternal hangover with a side of six dreadful contact hours.
Here are 19 times university was not worth the £9,250 annual student fee:
1. Firstly, I can confirm it's a scam
So far this uni experience hasn’t been worth this £9,250 tuition fee
— ً (@whoisjoshva) October 14, 2019
2. Urgh now I want to go on holiday instead of wasting 9k a year
i'm putting myself in over nine grand a year debt for this quality education x pic.twitter.com/I2zmVXp1VQ
— weronika/ brooke *:･ﾟ✧ (@brookecandybar) November 9, 2017
3. The English language? I don't know her
S/o to my creative writing lecturer today with her super helpful description of The Hare and the Tortoise: "The language is quite languagey". I can see why I'm paying nine grand for this
— Elon Moth (@a_girl_probably) February 7, 2018
4. At least you get to nap!!! All the time!!
Cba why am i paying nine grand for this pic.twitter.com/Sqlf79eAkx
— poppy! (@insectcavities) September 12, 2018
5. It's as if we're ALL unprepared
first day back at uni and my lecturer is already finding random youtube videos to show us, because she has nothing else prepared 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 luv that i pay nine grand for this thanks babe xxxxxxx
— emily coffaro (@emilycoffaro) September 17, 2018
6. Well your lecturer isn't wrong
cannot believe i’m paying nine grand a year for this smh pic.twitter.com/fxbbcEFqbk
— Abby Tomlinson (@twcuddleston) April 18, 2018
7. This is the truest thing you'll ever read
If I had a pound for every time I hear “I’m paying nine grand for this” at uni I’d probably have enough to actually pay off my loan
— Owen (@Ohg_99) October 30, 2018
8. I mean it actually looks kinda fun
i'm paying nine grand for this. pic.twitter.com/V96Pb3vfkH
— corinne (@corinnetorpey) October 27, 2017
9. How DARE the government give us MONEY for an EDUCATION urgh! DaYLiGhT RobbEry
tell me how i’m paying £9250 for a grand total of 6 contact hours a week??? this is daylight robbery, the government are doing me so dirty rn
— Holly (@hxllywilliams) October 25, 2018
10. *it's 9ams
Let’s do the maths.
£9,250 per year for Uni.
Around 12 contact hours per week (average).
20 weeks of uni.
Around 240 contact hours.
Per contact hour costs almost £39.
Go to your 9am’s.
— KS (@KS4LFC) October 8, 2019
11. It's physics but go off I guess
£9,250 a year to learn that “the bigger the meteorite, the bigger the bang”…
— Elliot (@Elliot_Beesley) October 11, 2019
12. Because they're TIRED Rohan
How are people paying £9,250 just to fall asleep in lectures. 🤦🏽♂️
— Rohan Nayee (@nayee_rohan) October 14, 2019
I pay this establishment £9,250 a year https://t.co/1UwHQhN1dO
— Lloyd (@LloydDafydd_) October 7, 2019
14. Team building! You're gonna need it when revolting against the government for privatising the NHS!
So I’m paying 9250 a year to do a nursing degree and just got told this afternoon we’re building a tower out of sticks 😑😑
— ella bradley (@ellabradley22) October 11, 2019
15. Listen, If I pay £9,250, I do what I want
Baffles me that people pay £9,250 a year to go to uni and spend entire lectures fucking talking to their mates
— 🎃James🎃 (@jcrellin2000) October 14, 2019
16. I want to draw a house
17. Ngl that actually sucks
??? Sorry has my lecturer just emailed me to say that they’ve not been able to keep up a weekly lecture that I am paying £9,250 to attend? pic.twitter.com/ZvXPv8XxKk
— mami (@_hannahloy) October 6, 2019
18. Legends only!
i’m paying £9,250 to create slip and slides at midnight……. pic.twitter.com/XFz7L76X3F
— bday gal | 21🎉 (@melissagibbonx) October 6, 2019
19. Welcome to business like state of the British education system, it will suck you dry but at least you'll have a 2:1 at the end of it!
Why am I paying £9,250 a year and not getting books I need for my course free? Paying round £50 each for 1 book 🥴
— Miz (@MiZZy2866) October 6, 2019