Trash Gossip Column: Dr Alex has a new girlfriend?! And the Wegan kissing video that’s GONE TOO FAR

Welcome to The Tab's Trash TV gossip round-up, bringing you the pettiest drama and the least believable tabloid exclusives from around the internet today.

Has Dr Alex got a new girlfriend?!

Firstly, if Dr Alex is actually dating Olympian Aimee Fuller, why is he posing with her like she's a fan?

Secondly, if they are "just friends", why are they doing couples' yoga?!

Megan posted this gross video of her and Wes kissing on Instagram. Why?

Warning: You're going to be a little sick in your mouth.

Wes is rumoured to be going on Dancing on Ice 2018

An insider told The Sun Online: "Wes has boundless energy and he’s already displayed great rhythm on Love Island, so Dancing On Ice execs thought he’d be a great choice for the series. He has a huge social media following and bosses know that a lot of Love Island fans will be desperate to see how he does."

Remember Wes dancing Salsa on Love Island. Imagine that, but on ice.

Boohoo has announced Alexandra Cane, Kaz Crossley and Kendall Rae Knight to be their new ambassadors

Ah can't wait for overpriced clothes with their names on!

Gabby Allen has a new boyfriend and he's really hot

She's been spotted with Myles from Rak-Su, winner of last year's X-Factor. Appaz they've been inseparable ever since she left the CBB house. Marcel who?

Toff's house in London looks exactly how you would expect it to

There are large mirrors everywhere often seen in her Insta selfies and she has an Aga in the kitchen. Classic.

As well as owning her Chelsea home, it was revealed earlier this year that Toff has invested in two holiday homes in Devon. She's quite the property mogul. Wait… is that a mermaid slankie?

Laura has finally explained why her and Paul broke up

She told Ok! Magazine: "When we came out of the villa there was a lot of work-related things we did together and then Paul went away for three weeks.

"He went to the Burning Man festival in America and he couldn't get phone signal for a week. I was absolutely fine with that. I trusted him not to do things with other girls, which he didn't.

"I was hoping that when he came back we'd spend more time together and build a proper relationship out of the villa. It didn't happen."

Laura unfollowed Paul on Instagram last week, because she doesn't "really want to see what he's up to now."

Spencer Matthews's baby is very very cute

Though why does he look like Hello! Magazine forced him to do this shoot? Did they threaten to kill his whole family?

Charlie has stripped down in the Alps

Ah so it's true, money can't buy class.

These are the names Harry and Megan use when they're undercover

According to the Daily Star, Harry and Megan are known as “David Stevens” or “Davina Scott", but their bodyguards refer to them by the initials "DS" as using the actual names is a major security risk.

A source told the paper: “If anyone got hold of a phone belonging to a royal aide or security team member, they won’t find Harry Windsor and Meghan’s names in it."

“It is far too risky in the wrong hands. They get given code names but they are changed regularly for obvious reasons.”

Alexandra Cane has shot an advert for Pot Noodle

This joke and entire collaboration needs to be stopped for once and for all.

Justin Bieber was just caught playing his guitar outside of Buckingham Palace

Apparently he was serenading Hailey Baldwin. Is this a cry for help?

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