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None of them are classy


There’s nothing better than a glass of Echo Falls White Zinfandel paired with a cheesy rom com and a pizza, all to yourself. Or, spiking the bottle with Sainbury’s own vodka and downing it at pres has the same, joyous effect.

The wine drinkers at pres are always assumed to have their shit together and be the “classy” ones of the group. When in actual fact they are the most undignified, embarrassing drunks you have ever witnessed on a night out.

The bottle of wine has deceived us all. But, worry not, the label can help you detect who drinks it for the aesthetic, who drinks it literally just to be wine drunk and who is actually a classy posh girl pretending she’s above the student lifestyle.