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How soon into uni will you break up with your school sweetheart? A realistic quiz

Pls say never, jk next week x

Hi. Are you in a relationship and about to head to uni? Because I have some good news for you! You and your childhood sweetheart are going to break up and it’s an unavoidable reality!

If you don’t, fast forward three years and you’ll be stuck with someone who drives a silver Corsa and still thinks Pizza Express is exciting. It’s not. And then you’ll be the bad guy for dumping them hours after handing in your dissertation.

But don’t let me tell you, take this quiz and find out for yourself:

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