OCEANA WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Death and taxes. Death and taxes. The only two things in life that are certain. Oh, and the Love Island club appearances tour, that inevitable voyage of the UK's most tragic regional nightclubs from Aberdeen to Lincoln to Bognor Regis.
So for the second year in a row, we bring you the soon-to-be-forgotten Love Island cast, tearing it up the d-floor with the mega fans:
HOLD MY BANANA ADAM
The odds Georgia let this normal human encounter pass without reassuring this girl that "I know it's become a bit of a joke but I really am loyal, babes"?
A key part of your post-villa success is knowing where the camera is at all times, never getting caught unaware
Not even going to speculate who suggested this pose
Genuinely, it is SO nice when the islanders get pictures together, like this one of Frankie, Jack, and Samira
And this one of Wes and Old Jack
Or this one of Sam Bird and Eyal
Wes renewing his membership to the DBS (Dive Bomb Society)
Oh no, he's about to make a big splash
WES! NO! You'll get them wet
Jack Fowler here, very wisely not looking at the man's hand and therefore not getting punched. Man knows the circle game
Security please remove this man from my DJ booth
Were she not contractually obliged to smile all night, Kendall would not be smiling at this particular moment
Niall found the one person in the planet who also has a fingertip magnet. Is this his rainbow fish?
Sam Bird with a penis in his hand is worth two in the bush
DRINK THE DEVIL'S ELIXIR OR BREXIT WILL TAKE ALL THE TREES
This is just how you normally pose when you definitely haven't thrown Ellie's clothes out of the window
Very, very Power Move Handshake from our New Jack. You will only win his respect by not having your hand crushed.
You want to protect Niall this much. I know it
Peace out, dudes
Photos courtesy of: Mint Photography at Club 88, Croydon; Pryzm Kingston; BH Mallorca; Pryzm Bristol; Kooky Wakefield, Pryzm Watford; Home & HQ Blackpool; Level Bolton; Oceana Southampton; Casino Guildford