Get this – he once went to a ‘make your own pizza’ Pizza Express party AND WE HAVE THE PICS TO PROVE IT
Here we go, another walking talking bundle of glistening abs on legs with a head attached. Welcome Sam Bird to the villa, Love Island's latest boy who's due to cause a ruckus based on his mismatched eyebrows alone.
He says he's looking for love (shock) and has already got under Adam's skin by saying he's also come on the show to teach him about how to treat women. But what else do we know about Sam? How old is he and what does he do for a job?
More importantly, did you know he has a (now deleted YouTube channel) and trains a Made In Chelsea star? Well, here's everything we know about Sam Bird.
He's 22 and from Norwich
Ah Norwich, home of Delia Smith, Alan Partidge, Stephen Fry, and now Love Island's Sam Bird!
He owns his own gym
Sam is a head trainer and class instructor at his own gym called "Core Fitness", which is based in Norwich, fortunately.
He trains Georgia Toffolo from Made in Chelsea
His celebrity clientele include Georgia "Toff" Toffolo from Made in Chelsea. Sam often posts photos and videos of the two of them working out on his Insta.
He already has 10,000 followers on Instagram
His Instagram feed is split into three distinct categories: Sam working out, Sam with sunglasses on and Sam with his top off.
Sam once attended a 'make your own pizza' Pizza Express party
Before entering the villa and claiming to be told by people that he was "too good looking", Sam had a much simpler life. A life that involved attending 'make your own pizza' birthday parties at Pizza Express. He's the one furthest right.
He's starred in a YouTube video called 'How to get a British boyfriend'
It's possibly the only thing cringier than watching Dr Alex trying to pull.
It turns out that Sam Bird used to be an actual YouTuber
Unfortunately, it appears Sam had a social media cleanse before entering the villa and his YouTube account doesn't currently have any videos on it.
His channel, which used to be called "The Lully Life" has 6,967 subscribers, and while the videos may be gone a quick snoop of his Google+ shows some of the gems and boy do I wish they were still public.
Highlights include: "Chilli in my eye!", "How to text a girl", "Zac Efron abs workout" and the intriguing "7 things people do on holiday".
He plays football for Dussindale FC and recently won the Norfolk Junior Cup
Is it too late to get him on the plane to Russia?
He was apparently the face for Tesco Mobile at some point?
According to this tweet from the Gay Times, Sam was the face for Tesco's mobile phone network. It's a funny old world, isn't it.
He is friends with YouTube star 'JaackMaate'
Jack Dean, who has over 600,000 subscribers on his YouTube channel 'JaackMaate, tweeted yesterday about how Sam Bird is a friend of his, which is nice.
Awkwardly, Jack uploaded a video recently titled, "LOVE ISLAND IS BACK – AND EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE".