We can tell whether you’re northern or southern based on your snow reactions

Someone get me an UBER I am dying out here


Northerners and southerners have fundamentally different reactions to the cold. Those north of Birmingham take it in their stride, snow is just an excuse to physically abuse their mates, slinging icy cold balls into their faces and laughing as they bleed. They are not even cold, a northerners skin is the best insulation you can find.

Southerners on the other hand spend the whole time panic texting their friends, running to the nearest Urban Outfitters to pick up some chic gloves. They are one step away from buying snow boots because not even their Canada Goose is keeping them warm enough.

Want to find out which side of Great Britain you belong in? Take this quiz and we'll tell you whether you're northern or southern based on how stressed The Eastern Beast is making you.