Quiz: Are you more of a Greggs person or a Pret person?
Do you know your Steak bake from your Pole & Line caught tuna baguette?
On this complicated island, there are only two types of people. The ones who religiously go to an overpriced, French-sounding, chain established in 1986, which isn't even French. Traitors.
And the rest of us who go to Greggs, which is so eternal, it was first depicted on the Bayeux tapestry.
As a British person, you have to choose. And there is no better way to test what person you are than a quiz on which sacred food chain you show allegiance to: