This is exactly when you’ll be having the most sex this year

It’s always written in the stars

Last year was a bad, bad year for politics, bad for humanity, and possibly your sex life. But it's 2018 now and it's time to put that aside and starter afresh.

After carrying out some in-depth analysis of the galaxy and reading completely accurate astrological websites, we can now present to you your sex horoscopes for 2018.

This is how much sex you're going to have and when, based on when you were born:

Aries (March 21-April 19)

If you're single and desperately want to be in a relationship, this can only happen after Venus comes out of combustion. The time from February 20th until the end of April will be good for singles. During this time, you can enjoy physical intimacy to the fullest.

From the 7th of August to end of the year will also be enjoyable for all Aries. However, don't be thinking of settling down because it's not the right time – according to astrologists, it's best to focus on studies.

How much sex you're going to have: A moderate amount

Most sexually active dates:

20th February to end of April

7th August to end of the year

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Taurus (April 20-May 20)

You’re going to have to be less picky in the beginning of the day as the transit of Mars will play an important role in matters of all relationships.

If you’re in a relationship, both of your sexual confidence will grow, but you’ll still need take good care of your partner’s sensibilities.

The transit of Venus until June is going to favour singles, who are going to enjoy physical intimacy for most of the year.

How much sex you're going to have: A hell of a lot. Easy, tiger.

Most sexually active dates:

Mid of February to mid of June

7th August to end of November

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

Geminis need to be extra careful about their relationships because situations will emerge, which will be quite testing for their emotional depth.

But singles can take their sexual relationships to new heights. Just remember to avoid acting in a way which may damage the closeness with your lovers.

How much sex you're going to have: Not loads, but the sex you will have will be really good, as always.

Most sexually active dates:

21st February to mid of June

7th August to end of the year

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Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This year is going to be a year of change in your life, you’re going to experience a new level of optimism towards everything, not seen in previous years. This will have an impact on a Cancer's sexual relationships.

Get ready to get out and meet new people. If you’re in a relationship already, you’re going to have to focus on compromise.

How much sex you're going to have: A decent amount, but you will also learn a lot about pleasing yourself.

Most sexually active dates:

Mid of February to mid of June

Mid of August to end of November.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

At the beginning of the year, you may experience a lot of painful emotions, but this will come to an end in the midst of Spring. Casual relationships will continue for you in 2018.

To improve their sexual relationships with other people, Leos need to examine their potential partners before committing to them.

How much sex you're going to have: Casual partners will be limited, because you're so damn picky. But there will be a lot of sex.

Most sexually active dates:

23rd March to mid of April

7th August to end of September

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Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This is the year to work on solving sexual problems which have come from previous relationships. You need to confront your emotions and this in turn will help with developing your sexual experiences.

You’ll have to compromise and understand that no one is perfect and then you’re sure to have a good time.

How much sex you're going to have: A lot, but remember it's quality over quantity.

Most sexually active dates:

21st February to mid of June

7th August to end of November

Libra (September 23-October 22)

This year, you’re going to have to put all the skills you learnt in the past to actual use. Communication is key in understanding a partner’s sexual desires and you’re going to have to be open about what gets you going and what doesn’t.

There is a good chance for you to engage in new sexual relationships as you’ll spend more time socialising this year than focusing on your career goals. But do make careful decisions and don’t lose sight of everything else important to you in your life.

How much sex you're going to have: More than ever before

Most sexually active dates:

7th August to end of September

6th October to mid of November

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Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Sex this year will have to depend on your brutal honesty and the manner in which your press your sexual demands. Being open with your sexual partner will allow them to understand a Scorpio’s needs.

But you're a Scorpio, so you don't need to worry too much in this department. As you always have plenty of suitors waiting for you.

If you're in a relationship, you're going to experience a sexual re-awakening.

How much sex you're going to have: A life without sex for a Scorpio, isn't one worth living. You're going to have a lot of sex this year.

Most sexually active dates:

11th February to mid of April

Mid of July to end of September

6th October to mid of November

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

A Sagittarius will find plenty of love opportunities this year, but be careful if you choose to settle down with someone. Make sure they’re worth your time.

When it comes to sex, you’re going to have to come to terms with the fact that happiness doesn’t lie in what you do, but how you do it. This year you can learn to just let go of your fears and enjoy sexual intimacy.

How much sex you're going to have: Not an incredible amount in the beginning of the year but towards the latter half, you'll engage in a deep sexual relationship.

Most sexually active dates:

Mid of February to mid of June

6th October to mid of November

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

The combustion of Venus means physical things won't be easy for Capricorns in relationships. But when the planet reappears again around late February, things will ease up.

When Mars is moving through your sign, you will be more assertive in your views. Singles with a strong urge for physicality will get an opportunity to fulfil this desire to the fullest.

How much sex you're going to have: Plenty to satisfy your cravings.

Most sexually active dates:

21st February to mid of June

7th August to 3rd December

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)

The beginning of the year is turbulent because Venus is in a state of combustion. Even if you're already in a relationship, you might experience a dip in sexual intensity. Singles will be enjoying sex to the fullest during spring and again at the end of summer.

How much sex you're going to have: A lot, but the amount of sex you have won't be steady, it will come in waves.

Most sexually active dates:

7th March to mid of June

7th August to end of November

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Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

When getting into new sexual relations, you will have to investigate your partners in depth. This would prevent you from getting hurt as you bear the highest chances of getting hurt as compared to other zodiac signs. But you need not worry because sexually, your partner would find a good reason to stick around and enjoy the experience you offer them.

Venus moves out of combustion on February 21. This is good news for single Pisces who want to start relationships and they could even develop a relationship with an old friend. This period is going to last until summer.

How much sex you're going to have: When you finally commit to something and open up, you'll have a lot of meaningful sex.

Most sexually active dates:

21st February to mid of June

7th August to end of November

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