- Can everyone please stop captioning their pictures as ‘drinks with this one’
- Good looking people more likely to be Tories as they lack empathy, study finds
- Final year student has laptop stolen in Pret, with entire dissertation due in two weeks
- Can you guess these British high street shops just by their god awful changing rooms?
- To those who keep dressing like Peaky Blinders, you are not Tommy Shelby
- I was at the Presidents Club afterparty – old creepy men treated us like prostitutes
- Take someone you love to Spoons and get a Valentine’s meal between you for £20
- Greggs is doing a four-course £15 Valentine’s meal for two and you can book a table
- Just your regular Clubbers of the Week…oh, except Dick and Dom are now DJing student nights
- VOTE NOW: Which is the most try-hard uni in the country?
- Meet Kate Moss’ wild little sister Lottie, you will want to be her best friend forever
- These are the best universities for graduate salaries
- How to get someone to fancy you in literally 30 minutes, because you need it
- This girl makes her hot Bumble matches pose with spoons to check they are real
- The rise of the fleece boy, when garden centre meets roadman
- Here’s how to get NUS card discounts when you’re not really a student
- There are eight types of fit people in this world, take this quiz to see which one you are
- New study says you’re a teenager till 24, so you have an extra six years to get your shit together
- According to science, if your nose is cold it means you’re stressed
- Haven’t got a grad job sorted? You can travel the world with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle for £22k a year
- You are not allowed in the cool girl club unless you have an Urban Outfitters red puffer jacket
- The Tab’s Mental Health Rankings 2017: How we did it
- James took a year out after failing his first year, got things back on track, and went back to uni. Weeks later he was dead
- See The Tab’s Mental Health Rankings 2017 in full
- A TripAdvisor rating of every boy you will sleep with at university
- Here is what actually counts as ‘living in London’, decided by the number of Prets
- If for some reason your uni was an iconic food chain, this is what it would be
- The bakery, speedy checkouts, the random aisle: Things you will only understand if you are a true believer in Lidl
- Why these women are finally ditching tampons and moving on to better things
- Take this test to see if you’d get on Love Island 2018
- Prince William is the latest posh boy to shave his head
- 21 things you’ll only get if you know a Fiat 500 girl
- 11 British country manors you could actually live in for less than £600 a month
- Sorry, but how did 300,000 people fall for this ASOS scam?
- Natural Cycles app blamed for 37 unwanted pregnancies in one hospital
- Are you a chicken nugget connoisseur? You can actually get paid to eat chicken nuggets
- Missguided have just launched a ‘jeans and a nice top’ section!!!
- Here is what type of hoe you are based on your favourite night out takeaway
- Take our 2018 Free Speech Survey and tell us what you actually think
- Take this bleak quiz and we’ll tell you which Black Mirror episode reflects your soul
- Gordon Ramsay’s got a new promoter haircut and yes chef, I would
- This new app sends a ‘legal request’ for sexual consent during one night stands
- Every single sign your housemates are the friends you’ve made for life
- Fituation: The reason why you become fit in certain situations but not others
- Rita Ora might actually be the most irrelevant popstar of all time
- Quiz: Are you more of a Greggs person or a Pret person?
- If you do any of these things, you’re micro-cheating and should be very ashamed of yourself
- People who choose to shower in the morning are sick in the head
- Take a shot of tequila, because science says it’s good for your health
- There is nothing wrong with IDing tracks ‘in the rave’, people can do what they want
- Pick a sauce to have with these foods and we’ll tell you where in the UK you’re from
- Quiz: But could you actually get into Oxford?
- M&S are selling sliced cauliflowers for £2 and calling them ‘steaks’
- People who reserve seats in the library deserve a special place in hell, just for them
- Who is Arthur Chatto? The fit royal who’s also an Edinburgh second year
- Revealed: These are the most-active unis on Bumble
- Nine easy vegan recipes to try, so you can boast about going vegan ‘that one time’
- Toby Young has already resigned from the Office for Students, the little snowflake
- Everything you’ll know if you’re a girl who is fully obsessed with makeup but never wear it
- How do you use social media? Take our 2018 survey
- What your questionable choice of British cereal says about your overall demeanour
- If your life is a mess, science shows you’re more intelligent
- What it was really like being on Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents from someone who stripped naked on it
- Named and shamed: 2018’s biggest library offenders
- All the boys you find on Tinder which make you want to stay single forever
- Can someone explain this epidemic where middle class boys are shaving their hair off
- How much good does going vegan for ‘Veganuary’ actually do?
- Girls who lend their clothes are the literal backbones of society as a whole
- Swiping Sunday is going to be the most desperate time of your single life
- NUS president apologises after NUS send out survey without Judaism in a list of religions
- Seven healthy recipes to feed your flat for under £10
- The NUS have proved, yet again, that they don’t really care about Jewish Students
- Why have the government let unfunny moron Toby Young tell unis how to do things?
- Calling time on the Versace fuckboy, the actual worst offender of this year
- Cinderella-ing is the latest tactic which will guarantee you a second date
- What it’s like being shamelessly addicted to stationery, as a full-grown adult
- Prove you’re a true Peep Show fan and buy this flat in Mark’s building
- Here is the Strongbow Dark Fruits Boy, and he’s bringing banter back in 2018
- Meet Amelia Windsor: Edinburgh fourth year and member of the royal family
- 2018 needs to be the year talentless YouTubers like Logan Paul crawl back into their caves
- Oh marvellous, Tatler have blessed us with a list of the poshest names of all time
- Love Island 2018 applications are now open