These Clubbers of the Week are officially allowed to get excited about Christmas

December has started. And, as inevitable as hordes of people saying "how can global warming be real when it's cold today" is the premature excitement for Christmas.

Well, let's join in. These clubbers are here for it. I'm ready. Let's rock and roll.

All I want for Christmas is shoooeeeeeee

It's 7pm on Christmas eve, Santa's loaded up his sleigh, the reindeer are all in place, and there's only one thing left to do

This guy has just heard you VERY loudly talking about how Santa's not real

"I'm making gravy for Christmas dinner. DO YOU WANT SOME?"

They're wearing Christmas jumpers ! ! ! ! !!!!! 1 !! 111!!!!

Call this arrangement the Three-K

When Mum pulls the biggest fucking tray of pigs in blankets you've ever seen out of the oven

Your phone buzzes at 3am on Christmas eve. It's these two wanting to know if "u got any misletow lol"

I AM TITUS ANDRONICUS HEAR ME ROAR, BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY VICTIMS

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT…when you're basting the turkey because if it spits you will get burns

There's too much salt in the gravy dammit

So awkward when you reach for the cranberry sauce at the same time

This hat makes it look like Frankie & Benny's have just started a paramilitary wing

This, on the other hand, is excruciatingly festive