Stop what you’re doing and look at how hot young David Attenborough is
Mother may I
Blue Planet 2 is over. It was all well and good what with the nature, beautiful camera work, ugly fish you'd never seen before etc etc etc – but what's really, really important for you to know right now, more so than how much plastic is ruining our oceans, is how fit David Attenborough was when he was younger.
It's hard to imagine him anything other than the sweet old man we view him as now, but roll back 60 years and you've got yourself a hot spice in knee length shorts and a fuck boy haircut.
If David was at university today, you would find him in the rugby corner with his fellow first team members every Wednesday, drinking two tropical VK at once and chanting. Now I'm not saying he would actually be a fuck boy, but with golden locks and what looks like six foot of him, I would confidently put a fiver on it.
So sit back, relax, and look at these pictures of Dave – at one point, he's holding a python which he's just CAUGHT – dreamy.