This week’s clubbers are super crazy and you will NOT believe what happens next
Mind. Blown.
Annabel MurphyWhat are they like! We honestly can't keep up with these clubbers, they're out of control. You'll never believe what they got up to this week.
Here's a rundown of their best bits.
Practising his booty flip cup technique
You're doing great, honey
He's behind you!
Oh no he isn't!
Spot the biggest weapon in the club
I think I see one
Dirty skanking or stood in dog poo?
Hun, can you check the bottom of my shoe?
She doesn't find him very appeeling
Make like a banana and split, mate
Don't press the red button
It's all about the chase
First stage of the sesh
Let's fucking avvv itttt
The next three stages of the sesh
I fucking love you guys I'm so glad we met
She honestly just bloody loves it
And I bet they do too
I spit hot fire…but don't forget the SUPPAAAAAA!!!!!
But I'm not a rapper
When you realise that you should have got an orange and passionfruit VK
How did I get dragged into this?
BEWARE OF THE NIPPLE THIEF!!!
He is stealthy and attacks at night
If this didn't happen on purpose then it must have been a very awkward night out
Who wore it better?
Bet they didn't look so chipper after downing that lot
Bottled it
Backstreet's back, alright!
The album cover
The wind changed direction when he was at a rave back in '12
Your mother did warn you
Golden shower?
He's just jealous that your beard is bigger
Reach for the stars and you will achieve your dream of holding the most VKs
Climb every mountain higher
Yep, I can't believe how norty this week's clubbers were either!
Tune in next week for more of their crazy hijinks!
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Emily Smith
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Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
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‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
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Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
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Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
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‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
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