Hey Theresa, only these Clubbers of the Week will cure your cough
Letters are falling off, but these people are falling over themselves to get up to antics
The news is aflutter about Grant Shapps' plot to get Theresa May out. Me? I'm plotting to get her out out.
Four Ralph Lauren t-shirts Jeremy? Four? That's insane
After the supposed plot this morning, Theresa needs to have some serious chats with her minions
Surprise football joke! Call this lad Man City, because he's on the top of the table
Pointy hats woo
At least Boris is letting his hair down
The man is May, ready to call another election, the girl is the British public
When old boy Toby still hasn't gotten over his leafy hometown 'safe' seat falling to those bloomin lefties
Will May call back-to-back general elections? Or will she go for back-to-back chugging?
Not relevant either, but Paul Chuckle obviously loves a 'Preme drop and spends his days scrolling The Basement
Look at this guy, eager to play everyone his "Strong and Stable" dubstep remix
This bo tle is b tter at s ayi g up th n t ose pe ky le ters
And look, if Kem can survive beef with Lethal Bizzle, you can make it through the night (or at least the weekend)
Ok Theresa, we get it, if Corbyn gets elected society will get so bad everyone is reduced to weird toothy battles over the last £10 of our GDP
At least it's not a pig
All pictures are from the clubs' official Facebook pages. Featured image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace Newcastle.