Hey Theresa, only these Clubbers of the Week will cure your cough
Letters are falling off, but these people are falling over themselves to get up to antics
Greg BarradaleThe news is aflutter about Grant Shapps' plot to get Theresa May out. Me? I'm plotting to get her out out.
Four Ralph Lauren t-shirts Jeremy? Four? That's insane
This is what the Tories want Britain to look like
After the supposed plot this morning, Theresa needs to have some serious chats with her minions
She just can't look them in the boggly eyes
Surprise football joke! Call this lad Man City, because he's on the top of the table
Is this legendary striker Peter CROUCH?
Pointy hats woo
Our hats are pointy!
At least Boris is letting his hair down
That visor can't hide you, Mr Foreign Secretary
The man is May, ready to call another election, the girl is the British public
Get out of my face pls
When old boy Toby still hasn't gotten over his leafy hometown 'safe' seat falling to those bloomin lefties
But you told him to vote at uni so your sympathy's a little diminished
Will May call back-to-back general elections? Or will she go for back-to-back chugging?
Election night coverage would only benefit if Dimbleby was forced to do a Jagerbomb for every Lib Dem loss
Not relevant either, but Paul Chuckle obviously loves a 'Preme drop and spends his days scrolling The Basement
Can't wait to cop, Barry
Look at this guy, eager to play everyone his "Strong and Stable" dubstep remix
Yeah, I'm from Tunbridge Wells, but my brother's mate's landlord knows Skream so it's all chill brah
This bo tle is b tter at s ayi g up th n t ose pe ky le ters
Good luck if you actually read that
And look, if Kem can survive beef with Lethal Bizzle, you can make it through the night (or at least the weekend)
Don't let the plotters get to you, hun
Ok Theresa, we get it, if Corbyn gets elected society will get so bad everyone is reduced to weird toothy battles over the last £10 of our GDP
Still, the chants are good
At least it's not a pig
This does look fun though
All pictures are from the clubs' official Facebook pages. Featured image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace Newcastle.
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‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
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It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
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Definitively ranking all the episodes of Fallout series one from worst to best
Kind of like picking your favourite child
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I’ve never felt so out of touch
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If you actually ring it, prepare to be terrified
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She just filed a restraining order against her husband
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She described her rom-com film, Anyone But You, as ‘unwatchable’
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‘I wish I never went back there’
Just five reasons why our spiritual queen Lucinda deserved better on MAFS Australia 2024
Give this woman the world