So it’s clubbers of the week, but Game of Thrones themed – neat, right?
WINTER IS COMING
So I didn't manage to find any pictures of Bran Stark partying it up. To make up for that, I just put some Game of Thrones reference on a normal clubbers of the week.
To paraphrase Zinedine Zidane, when Real Madrid sold midfield lynchpin Claude Makelele and replaced him with luxury player David Beckham, I've put another layer of gold paint on the Bentley, but lost the engine.
We all thought poor Tommen jumped out of the window because of shame. This photo reveals the truth: he was trying to drink two drinks
Now's not the fucking time to be warging, Nathaniel
Hands up if you've got the brains to realise that Bran is the Night King
When Daenarys starts rattling off her umpteen titles
Over on the Iron Islands, Euron Greyjoy's having a bloody great time
Tormund's decided that it's not gonna work out with Brienne
This is what the dragons look like before all that CGI nonsense
When Dany barbecues those pesky Tarlys
Finally, someone with the good grace to bend the knee and get on with fighting the real threat in the north
Tops off if you're woke enough to realise Bran is the Night King
The army of the dead is now made up of half-frozen clubbers
When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives
When it's probably incest but he's finally said he'll bend the knee