But seriously, what is the most insufferable Made In Chelsea Instagram account?!

Surely it’s Ryan’s


There are bad Instagram accounts and then there are Made In Chelsea Instagram accounts. Every single one of them is so excessively cringe, you’d think that forced smiles, “subtle” advertising and excessive PDA were all part of the Channel 4 contract.

But don’t worry, I won’t torture you with them all. Instead, you’re being treated to a careful selection of the absolute worst.

Frankie Gaff

What’s worse? The fact that Frankie always looks like she has a gun held to her head unless she records these boring skin routine videos? Or the fact that this isn’t an even advert and she actually took the time out of her day to record this?

Seriously though, have you ever seen anyone more pained than Frankie? I’m getting quite concerned.

Louise Thompson

To be fair to Louise, her Instagram is pretty well curated. But then a video like this will pop up and honestly I just have so many questions.

How? How does she lift the human tank that is Ryan Libbey? Do they sit at home and plan these videos? Who films them?

Sam Thompson

Although slightly jarring, Sam Thompson’s impersonations of Louise are a timeless classic.

Life might get you down, but sometimes you just have to don your best bikini and slay ?

A post shared by Sam Thompson (@samthompsonuk) on Mar 27, 2017 at 10:21am PDT

Lol.

Ryan Libbey

Flexing in #italy

A post shared by RYAN (@ryan.libbey) on Sep 7, 2017 at 9:34am PDT

It seems like no matter where Ryan is in the world, the Jonny Bravo personification never gets old.

And again.

Alright mate, we get it.

Steph Pratt

10 days have flown by!! #TB to our 1st day in Bali!! ☀️? glorious tan by @fakebakeunited @secretspauk ? @jonny_mitchell1991

A post shared by Stephanie Pratt (@officialstephpratt) on Sep 21, 2017 at 11:06pm PDT

I had high hopes for Steph. But then she hooked up with Jonny from Love Island. JONNY!!!

Anyway, a scroll through her Instagram will reveal that every single post is sponsored. Teeth whitening posts? Check. Selling us useless face creams? Check. Daylight robbery? Check.

Julius Cowdrey

Songwriting with @ellanicolawills, she wants every song to be about her… ?

A post shared by Julius Cowdrey (@jlcowdrey) on Sep 13, 2017 at 1:51pm PDT

Okay but tell me that wasn’t the worst thing you’ve seen/heard since Gabriella’s song about Ollie?

Julius’ Instagram videos are genuinely as good as his singing career.

Ella Wills

Sunshine on my mind ?? #mallorca

A post shared by Ella Wills (@ellanicolawills) on Aug 26, 2017 at 12:46pm PDT

Ella Wills seems to be permanently attached to Julius, which is surely a result of all of that beautiful serenading.

Hella heart eyes for you ??

A post shared by Ella Wills (@ellanicolawills) on Sep 13, 2017 at 1:15pm PDT

Every Instagram post is of either him or her with him. You know she is that girl in the friendship group, who will only ever talk about her boyfriend.

Olivia Bentley

Resting Bitch Face……Happy Fridayyyyy!!!! ?

A post shared by Olivia Bentley (@oliviabentleyk) on Sep 1, 2017 at 9:51am PDT

Unlike the other Made In Chelsea cast, Liv seems to have endless photoshoots in her massive house, just for the fun of it. No promo-codes, just pure sass. Although she does seem to be permanently stuck with that facial expression.

Mimi Bouchard

For someone who is against all forms of body-shaming, it seems odd that Mimi is also supporting a “summer body” slimming drink which substitutes meals. But, that’s none of my business!!

More importantly, we need to talk about the endless stream of self-help quotes. Mimi you fucked someone else’s boyfriend, it’s not that deep.

Victoria

Some may say that one of me is more than enough. Others…

A post shared by VBH (@victoriabh) on Aug 3, 2017 at 10:13am PDT

Literally what is going on here? The caption? The edit? Who allowed this? Mark-Francis would be most unimpressed.

Harry Baron

It’s almost as though Harry Baron forgot his years of being a sleazy club-promoter. And he most certainly doesn't care for his street credz in the Hertfordshire skateboarding circuit.

Rocking @tmlewin Millbank Jacket for a beaut day in the country! ?????

A post shared by Harry Baron (@harryukbaron) on Aug 27, 2017 at 12:35pm PDT

If you stare long enough, you can see his old emo soul dying a slow and painful death.

Notting Hill vibes ??✌?

A post shared by Harry Baron (@harryukbaron) on Mar 5, 2017 at 9:06am PST

“I’m sorry, but the old Harry can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause he’s dead.”