Freshers are coming! The last hurrah of the hometown clubbers of the week

Freshers are nearly here. Well, they've started in Edinburgh, but they're yet to get south of the wall.

Up and down the land, revellers gather together to enjoy one last week before an army of unthinking, reanimated beings sweep over their holdfasts.

Some must go off to distant lands to tread unknown dance floors, knowing that when winter comes the lone clubber dies, but the squad survives.

Here they are, the Night's Kings and Queens. It's the last hurrah of the hometown clubbers.

This is who your ex was talking about when she said she was texting "no body"

Third and fourth wheels of the week

One girl has her eyes closed, so to compensate the other has hers open twice as wide

Surprisingly effective fake IDs of the week

Unconventional hand puppet of the week

Fair fucks, but that shirt's about to get uncomfortably wet

Undercover clubber of the week

"I just farted and now it's your problem"

Poppin' bottles in the ice

"Can you get the cast in please pal?"

I know it looks like this guy can't remember where his friends have gone and is left holding their drinks

I can't see his face, but I imagine it's a visage of shock at the fact his drinks have been replaced with pizza

There's never a wrong time to check if you put deodorant on

Look, we mock the t-shirt under shirt vibe, but we'll be the first to accept it's better than the alternative

Legend has it, wearing a fluorescent jacket will get you anywhere, even Clubbers of the Week

All pictures are from the clubs' official Facebook pages. Featured image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace Newcastle.