Freshers are coming! The last hurrah of the hometown clubbers of the week
A tale of misery and woe
Freshers are nearly here. Well, they've started in Edinburgh, but they're yet to get south of the wall.
Up and down the land, revellers gather together to enjoy one last week before an army of unthinking, reanimated beings sweep over their holdfasts.
Some must go off to distant lands to tread unknown dance floors, knowing that when winter comes the lone clubber dies, but the squad survives.
Here they are, the Night's Kings and Queens. It's the last hurrah of the hometown clubbers.
This is who your ex was talking about when she said she was texting "no body"
Third and fourth wheels of the week
One girl has her eyes closed, so to compensate the other has hers open twice as wide
Surprisingly effective fake IDs of the week
Unconventional hand puppet of the week
Fair fucks, but that shirt's about to get uncomfortably wet
Undercover clubber of the week
"I just farted and now it's your problem"
Poppin' bottles in the ice
"Can you get the cast in please pal?"
I know it looks like this guy can't remember where his friends have gone and is left holding their drinks
I can't see his face, but I imagine it's a visage of shock at the fact his drinks have been replaced with pizza
There's never a wrong time to check if you put deodorant on
Look, we mock the t-shirt under shirt vibe, but we'll be the first to accept it's better than the alternative
Legend has it, wearing a fluorescent jacket will get you anywhere, even Clubbers of the Week
All pictures are from the clubs' official Facebook pages. Featured image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace Newcastle.