Och aye! Scottish clubbers of the week are back and they are mad wae it
We’d walk 500 miles, and then we’d walk 500 more just to go on the lash with this lot
Scottish universities started back this week, and we all know there ain't no party like an irn bru party. So put down your deep fried mars bars, stop sipping your Buckfast and buckle up your kilt, because things are about to get mental.
Posers of the Week
Hair of the Week
Kiss of the Week
Muscles of the Week
Ooooh you're hard
Raver of the week
When your fave banger comes on in the club
Tongue of the week
Provocative lollipop lick of the week
Edgy Bastard of the Week
'I just can't believe I made it to uni! Look at me!'
Triplets of the Week
When you accidentally leave the house looking like a burst cushion
Torso of the Week
'You used to call me on your cellphone'
Girls of the Week
Show off of the week