These clubbers wanted a quiet night in. What happened next will shock you to your core

Unbelievable!


Yeah, they went out out. Now you've clicked let me present to you the feckin' clubbers of the week. This week we're celebrating your absolutely mad three-day sesh-bender. If you are partial to booze, banter and bank bloody holidays (guilty) then take a look at these loose clubbers and realise how much of a mad legend you are. Clubs! Booze!

When you've got a curry at 8 and the club at 12

Thrifty girls keep the napkin

Thrifty girls keep the napkin

Hypnosis of the week

You will take…

You will take…

My photo….

My photo….

All… night… long

All… night… long

Three-headed invisible hunk of the week

Pucker up mystery boy

Pucker up mystery boy

Most distracting cover-up of a kidnap

But you all look so darned tootin' sweet!

But you all look so darned tootin' sweet!

Living with the mistake of accidentally buying a graduation gown instead of renting

Luckily I'm beautiful, so you can't see my pain

Luckily I'm beautiful, so you can't see my pain

Hardest graft for a girl

Of course you can punch me in the face ahahaha you’re beautiful

Of course you can punch me in the face ahahaha you’re beautiful

Shaggy of the week

IT ABSOLUTELY WAS NOT ME

IT ABSOLUTELY WAS NOT ME

When you accidentally let one out in the smoking area

But pray tell, what IS a Tamala Twyla?

But pray tell, what IS a Tamala Twyla?

Candid of the week

Teach me your ways

Teach me your ways

Wait, is that Robert Di Niro dressed as Where's Wally?

You talkin' to me?

You talkin' to me?

Hand hover of the week

Please don't touch a boob please don't touch a boob please don't tou

Please don't touch a boob please don't touch a boob please don't tou

White DJ Khaled of the week

ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

Most menacing directions to the toilets

Please don't hurt me, I only want a wee

Please don't hurt me, I only want a wee

Hey look, there's the photographer! Let's take a nice couples pic and…

…that wasn't of us, was it?

…that wasn't of us, was it?

Best Thorpe Park ride simulator

No hands!!!

No hands!!!

Most likely to make you feed the birds, tuppence a bag

Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag

Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag

I know I know you from somewhere mate

No, I do know your name … Barnaby? No… no, it's gone

No, I do know your name … Barnaby? No… no, it's gone

Is this Prince George in 14 years time?

Who am I? That's a secret I'll never share

Who am I? That's a secret I'll never share