Yo yo!! It’s Alex from Love Island, being your ultimate clubber of the week

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Yo yo! It's Alex, the apparent quiet one from Love Island, on clubbers of the week. This week I've been getting trains up and down the country to see my fans. I know you criticised me for going to Poundland, but, seriously guys, that was really materialistic of you.

Montana dumped me, but I'm single and ready to mingle. So look out ladies I'm coming to a tragic hometown club near you.

To confirm, Alex did not write this. However we have found the most classic pictures from his club appearances this week to prove that he does other things besides going to Poundland.

Seven weeks in the villa doesn't protect you from hoverhand

Pretty sure he's asleep

Pretty sure he's asleep

Hey, is that the guy from Love Island? Maybe I'll try get a pic with him. Just need to get a few friends together.

He looks  like he's trying to say something

He looks like he's trying to say something

It worked!

All the boys!

All the boys!

Please don't leave me it's a cruel, cruel world

Clinging onto this poor girl for dear life

Clinging onto this poor girl for dear life

When the rest of the boys are photo ready but Alex is still deciding on a pose

Guys, I was about to break into a shaka

Guys, I was about to break into a shaka

After a week taking photos with anyone and everyone, there's no such thing as a normal trip to the shops anymore for Alex Beattie