Yo yo!! It’s Alex from Love Island, being your ultimate clubber of the week
Yiioooooo
Annabel MurphyYo yo! It's Alex, the apparent quiet one from Love Island, on clubbers of the week. This week I've been getting trains up and down the country to see my fans. I know you criticised me for going to Poundland, but, seriously guys, that was really materialistic of you.
Montana dumped me, but I'm single and ready to mingle. So look out ladies I'm coming to a tragic hometown club near you.
To confirm, Alex did not write this. However we have found the most classic pictures from his club appearances this week to prove that he does other things besides going to Poundland.
Seven weeks in the villa doesn't protect you from hoverhand
Pretty sure he's asleep
Hey, is that the guy from Love Island? Maybe I'll try get a pic with him. Just need to get a few friends together.
He looks like he's trying to say something
It worked!
All the boys!
Please don't leave me it's a cruel, cruel world
Clinging onto this poor girl for dear life
When the rest of the boys are photo ready but Alex is still deciding on a pose
Guys, I was about to break into a shaka
After a week taking photos with anyone and everyone, there's no such thing as a normal trip to the shops anymore for Alex Beattie
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‘I haven’t really listened’
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Get him back on our screens!
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Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
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Give me another reunion asap please
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Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
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Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
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Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
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Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!