Here they are! The tragic Love Island clubbers of the week
This will be your type on paper
We’ve been waiting weeks for our Love Island favourites to get out of the villa and grace our dance floors. And here they are.
The cast of Love Island have been frequenting clubs up and down the country for a few weeks now. From Leicester to Scunthorpe, they’ve been letting their hair down on the blue carpets and light-up dance floors, stopping along the way to take pictures with us common folk.
We can now reveal to you the best of the week: these are the Love Island clubbers. It’s better than you could have ever imagined.
If I catch some of Chris’ saliva I can sell it on Ebay
VERY serious selfie of the week
Fucking hell Mike, calm that banter down
Oversized Jewellery of the week
When you’ve got the beach at noon and Marcel meet and greet at 10pm
$KWAD goals of the week
When you start to question your life choices
What Sam thought Love Island would be like
Oh look it’s that really fucking annoying thing Dom always does with his hands
Too fucking cool for the promo
Hats of the week
Downing an energy drink with the lads
Massive ginger beard of the week
When you try to do a fun pic but have to keep the exact same perfect smile in every photo so you just grab Ed Sheeran’s leg
Lie of the week
OH MY GOD I’M TOUCHING A D-LIST CELEBRITY
Seriously Mike does not give a flying fuck
Um, where is Kem’s hand?
Classic mum of the week
When you haven’t heard of Blazin’ Squad and, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss
The most tragic sunglass wearing clubbers of the week
Optical illusion of the week
When you don’t need a selfie stick because your arm is 10 feet long
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