Here they are! The tragic Love Island clubbers of the week

We’ve been waiting weeks for our Love Island favourites to get out of the villa and grace our dance floors. And here they are.

The cast of Love Island have been frequenting clubs up and down the country for a few weeks now. From Leicester to Scunthorpe, they’ve been letting their hair down on the blue carpets and light-up dance floors, stopping along the way to take pictures with us common folk.

We can now reveal to you the best of the week: these are the Love Island clubbers. It’s better than you could have ever imagined.

If I catch some of Chris’ saliva I can sell it on Ebay

VERY serious selfie of the week

Fucking hell Mike, calm that banter down

Oversized Jewellery of the week

When you’ve got the beach at noon and Marcel meet and greet at 10pm

$KWAD goals of the week

When you start to question your life choices

What Sam thought Love Island would be like

Oh look it’s that really fucking annoying thing Dom always does with his hands

Too fucking cool for the promo

Hats of the week

Downing an energy drink with the lads

Massive ginger beard of the week

When you try to do a fun pic but have to keep the exact same perfect smile in every photo so you just grab Ed Sheeran’s leg

Lie of the week

OH MY GOD I’M TOUCHING A D-LIST CELEBRITY

Seriously Mike does not give a flying fuck

Um, where is Kem’s hand?

Classic mum of the week

When you haven’t heard of Blazin’ Squad and, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss

The most tragic sunglass wearing clubbers of the week

Optical illusion of the week

When you don’t need a selfie stick because your arm is 10 feet long