Are the Love Island stars coming to your tragic hometown club this summer?
They probs are
Love Island has literally just finished, and the contestants are already booked up to sit in the VIP area, drinking cheap prosecco in random clubs across the UK. It's time to find out if they're making an appearance at a tragic club in your hometown, chances are they will be.
Here is the comprehensive list of club appearances that have been announced so far for this year's islanders.
As one of the most popular contestants, Chris was booked up before he even left the villa. Here's a list of nights he'll be attending:
31st July: Revolution, Blackpool
4th August: Oceana, Southampton
9th August: Revolution, Beaconsfield
9th August: Club Batchwood, St Albans
Unless Chris has a lookalike, I'm not sure how he's going to be at two clubs at once.
22nd August: Bertie's Nightclub, Newquay
18th September: Club Chemistry, Canterbury
27th September: J-Rocks Cambridge
29th September: Fiction & Vinyl, Swansea
Despite only staying in the villa for 28 days, Dom Lever has organised a 40 day tour of club appearances round the UK. He is predicted to make around £80,000 for his appearances, an average of £2,000 a night.
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Dom's tour has been met by an embarrassing backlash of tweets mocking his attempt at clutching on to his 15 minutes of fame.
No meets and greets please guys! Now a U.K. Tour I want whatever he's smoking haha
— Kyle Weir (@kyleweir1990) July 24, 2017
He even got some of the clubs he's touring wrong. It says on his tour lineup he'll be heading to Oceana in Nottingham, a club which no longer exists (it's now a Przym). Ouch.
Jess will basically be following Dom around on his tour, not for a meet and greet though.
After winning Love Island, Kem has been booked for a LOT of club appearances, even a few under 18 nights. See you there.
31th July: Casino Nightclub, Guilford
1st August: Union, Lincoln
3rd August: Space, Leeds
4th August: Level Nightclub, Liverpool
5th August: Cub 88 Degrees, Croydon
6th August: Bertie's Nightclub, Newquay
7th August: Status Nightclub, Bangor
10th August: Tiger Tiger, Portsmouth
17th August: The Ballroom, Canterbury
24th August: AfterDark, Norwich
26th August: an under 18s night at Club Tropicana and Vogue, Glasgow as well as visiting the Bay Horse on the same day
2nd September: Shooshh, Brighton
8th September: Popworld, Plymouth
8th September: Enigma Nightclub, Newton Abbot
15th September: Cheers, Dumbarton
16th September: Fleek Under 18s, Stirling
16th September: Fubar, Stirling
22nd September: MooMoo Nightclub, Derby
23th September: Hydeout, Watford
13th October: Switch, Southampton
27th October: Popworld, Bristol
So far, it looks like Amber's just doing an A-level results night at The Cuban in Canterbury. She can't wait to find out if she got into uni.
Forget Marcel and Gabby, actual Blazin' Squad are coming back. Not just an appearance either, they're doing a show at Manchester's O2 Ritz on 6th August.
He has also, like Dom, organised a huge tour, the dates of which can be seen below:
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And he's got a book coming out in four weeks, if you're interested.
After a recent video revealed that Alex isn't as innocent as we thought, it's become clear that he'll be hitting some nightclubs. Apparently “it's gonna go off".
29 July: Newbury Nightclub
17 August: Tiger Tiger, Cardiff
17 August: Mambu Beach Bar, Swansea
26 August: Mambo, Taunton
Theo & Jonny
Out of all the PAs I have coming up I think this one is going get abit sticky 👀🙄😄. All we need is @tylarosie to come along and our love triangle is complete again 😃? #youbanteringme #loveisland #1morechance #littlebitleaveit
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I don't know what this is but it looks good and the drinks are cheap.
Theo will also be at MatchBox, Reading on 12th August.
Jonny will be at Club Chemistry, Canterbury on 17th August.
He left, he came back, he left again. In between his Love Island stints he didn't mess about and was straight on the game in Ibiza meeting fans.
Now he's going to places like Reading, it's not quite as exciting.
— MatchBox Reading (@MatchBoxRDG) July 23, 2017
Here's where he'll be next:
3rd August: Ninety Degrees, Southampton
9th August: J Rocks, Cambridge
14th August: Bar Thirteen, Guilford
19th September: Butlers, High Wycombe
He's already done bar crawls in Ayia Napa and nights out in Manchester, but Sam is back for more after his second stint in the villa…
4th August: Manhattans & Buddha, Ashby de la Zouch
4th August: Manhattans, Long Eaton
5th August: Dalton Rooms, Lancaster
11th August: Manhattans, Walsall
11th August: Manhattans, Burton Upon Trent
12th August: Studio, Nantwich
12th August: Society & Manhattans, Uttoxeter
30th August: Couture under 16s, Stafford
2nd September: Harlem Nightclub, Dunfermline
2nd September: Fleek under 18s, Dunfermline
He was on Love Island for five mins and is now doing appearances at Tiger Tiger Portsmouth, just in case you cared.
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He's also at Pryzm Leeds tomorrow. If you care.
Poor Harley. First islander to get dumped, but it's not stopping him from milking it. He's selling protein on Instagram and going to multiple club nights to meet fans. He may not have been good enough for Amber, but apparently he's good enough for you lot.
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It's always a night to remember with you, Harley.