Plan a big night out and we’ll tell you what class of degree you’ll get

Cracking open a 2:1 with the boys

University is about opening your mind. It's about throwing yourself into your studies, poring over ponderous texts in the name of noble research, and graduating at the end of it all with a grade you're proud of.

Just kidding! Uni is about getting as fucked up as possible, cracking open cans with all the lads and shagging more than should be humanely possible.

But how right have you got your work/lash balance? Are you headed for the blessed 2:1, are you on the boring road to a First or are you plummeting down the drunken spiral to a Third? Take our quiz to find out.