Don’t worry, Theresa, the best clubbers of the entire year will cheer you up
Cold ones for the many, not the boys
A new day has dawned, and the country is in disarray. The sun has set on Grand Admiral May. Or has it? No-one really knows. Apparently she’s teamed up with some evil priests or something? Tbh I wasn’t listening.
Whatever’s going on, the sun has definitely set on this university year – and you’ve partied it out in style. Here are the best clubbers of the entire year, viewed through the prism of the 2017 General Election.
Paul Nuttall’s enjoying early retirement
When one of your mates takes a free school meal off a child
Oh look, your mum took a selfie in the polling booth
Jonty, 19, is apolitical but voted Green so he could get a free beer from Brewdog
Archie, 21, told his Leeds housemates he was going to vote for Jeremy Corbyn
Cameron/Clegg: Coalition of Chaos (2018)
When you’re too young to vote so wear your dads’ coats to the polling station
YOU’LL GET ACCOUNTABILITY, WITH CONSERVATIVE DELIVERY
When you’re out on the sesh with Rupert Murdoch and the exit polls come in
Hi, I’m Rob. Do you have a moment to talk about voting Lib Dem?
Uh oh, Owen Jones has had a couple of lagers
When you’re celebrating but then realise the Tories are still in power and you are fucked because you’re foxes
If this guy had a drink for every seat UKIP have in parliament
If my flip flops represented how many General Elections I want
Cover image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace