Order a Greggs and we’ll tell you exactly how Northern you are

The North is no place for your chicken katsu bake

There is no Midlands, stop kidding yourself. If you're born in England, you're either a Northerner and a Southerner – and which one you are basically hinges on how much you love Greggs.

Yes, your attitude towards the country's premier baked goods peddler says a lot about who you really are as an Englishman.

But don't just take it from us. Let the steak, see the bake.