I don’t even care if you read clubbers of the week, honestly, I don’t
Your mate who slept with your ex is in this lol
Don’t worry, be calm, don’t worry. We’re here. Shush. It’s OK. We’re here.
Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week.
Your Uncle of the week
When your giant loving heart just bleeds through your T-shirt
When you and the girls are all about to refill your ink pens
When you need to take a UKAD-approved urine test during your night out
What are these boys wearing tonight? Jeans and a nice top!
Drink our electric potion and be transported with us to the cosmic colony of Contraxia
Is the club photographer pissing on this man?
When you and your fiancée are united by your love of E-cigs
The only way to calm a wrathful purple orb is with some seriously smooth jazz
When you find some instant pasta so you and your mates and a gorilla all want to celebrate
Wait, maybe there’s more to life than shagging women and clubbers of the week?
Featured image courtesy of Tup Tup Palace in Newcastle.