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The best of the worst millennial slogan tees you can buy right now if you have terrible taste
AND I WAS LIKE LOL SQUAD GOALS AF!!
Look, I have nothing against a good slogan tee. I own many. But sometimes, just sometimes they go too far in their pursuit of the young people and their juicy, juicy disposable income. For instance, with this t-shirt from H&M.
The sad reality is that to find a good slogan tee these days that doesn’t make you look 12 years old, or like Steve Buscemi in that “hello fellow kids” meme, you’ve gotta dig through a lot of tragic, millennial pandering, panicked merchandisers buying up internet speak shit. Shit like this.
H&M
Not including the iconic and completely unintelligible squad goals t-shirt, of course.
Forever 21
There’s a lot to choose from here. What did you expect? It’s Forever 21.
ASOS
Special mention: These fucking shoes.
New Look
This is my favourite because the model’s expression looks like she wants to die every second she’s wearing this top and being made to do this pose.
Boohoo
It’s a jungle out there.