You can now buy assless jeans because Hell is empty and all the devils are here

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You can now buy assless jeans because Hell is empty and all the devils are here

Today in ‘fashion is a terrifying, many-headed beast’

I dunno about you, but the main problem I have with today’s fashion is basically that there’s not enough ass. Right? Like, I’ll try on a pair of jeans which are nice, but I just wish they showed more ass. Anyway, apparently this is a common problem because now assless jeans are a thing that exists.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSyHe2tlZW9/?taken-by=vetements_official

I regret to inform you that we’re now at the point in fashion where you can literally zip down the back of your jeans (or shorts) to expose your ass. I don’t know how we got here and I don’t know where we go next, but it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say I am frightened.

The new innovation come from Levis and Vetements collaboration for S/S 17. They dropped on Instagram yesterday and people are understandably confused. Of the tens of thousands of comments, my favourite is one that simply says “naughty business”.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BSyl8ZnF7uY/?taken-by=vetements_official

Bear in mind though that these are the brainchild of Vetements after all, the people who brought us that t-shirt which defines itself as a t-shirt, so regardless of how ridiculous they might appear the Hypebeasts of the internet will still make them sell out in five seconds and you’ll be seeing them on alternative internet gals for the next six months on Instagram.

Guess we’re embracing assless jeans. 2017 is a wild ride already.

@rosielanners