Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, clubbers of the week
The dashing prince who turned you away during a storm is in this
Bobby PalmerYou know what’s coming, right? You clicked on the article, so you must – it’s time for the best clubbers in the UK this week.
No-one’s slick as these guys, no-one’s quick as these guys, no-one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as these guys. Don’t believe us? Take a peek below!
Love triangle of the week
Only one of them can win the man with the luscious hair
So essentially you have to catapult the bird into the pigs, causing maximum damage
But why?
Master must find love if I ever hope to turn back into a real clubber again!
He may seem mean but the master is not as terrible as he seems
When you immediately regret throwing that flare
I’ve made a huge mistake
My face when someone offers me one of their Pringles
Don’t mind if I DO
Your dad’s golfing trip to Marbella is going well
There’s no stopping Tony and the lads once they’ve got a few jars down them
When you lean in for the kiss and she kisses someone else
Guess I’ll cry
How Italians go clubbing
Mi piace il VK Blue
The guy in the background couldn’t get lean in 15
It’s haunted him ever since
Master must find true love’s kiss before the last petal falls or I’ll remain a cupcake forever!
Perhaps it is this comely maiden – perhaps it is she who will break the spell
Didn’t realise your mum and dad were out tonight
Your dad looks like a horse
Anyway, got to go, shagging to do!
Have a good weekend, losers!
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