If seeing the clubbers is alright wit ye, here are the clubbers
Well, I took a stroll on the internet yesterday-I-ay-I-ay – I saw a little album of clubbers pics and my mind it sure did say: “Well I ask you friend. What’s a writer to do? Cos these pics are great and my captions are too!”
Happy St Patrick’s weekend. Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week – shoutout to our Belfast brethren especially.
Miracle of the week
A gin & tonic from the Lord himself
This guy claims his blazer is a 42′ small
Come on mate that’s a 44′ regular at least
And for his next fight, Conor McGregor will fight… Conor McGregor!
They’re not here to take part, they’re here to take over
Cool picture, but surely this is dangerous?
Even the greatest selfie isn’t worth mowing down punters for
And now, the winners of the 2017 Shit Lid Championships
We’d like to thank our barbers
COME ON REF THAT WAS MILES OFFSIDE
THIS GAME IS A JOKE REF A FUCKING JOKE
My name’s Tom. I’m a DJ, but I’d rather be taking you for a spin on the best date of your life
Fuck that mate he’s putting baby in the corner
Nobody fucking does that man nobody
Sorry can someone point to the lights for me?
That’s Tommy. His head is entirely made of cheese
Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef
Haha we’ve all been there gal!
YO HO HO YOUNG LADY WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Oh wait wrong holiday