I don’t want no clubs, clubbers of the week can’t get no love from me
Hangin out the passenger side of their Uber rides tryin to holla at me
The week is almost over. Sad face. But that means you get to read clubbers of the week, as you do every lazy Sunday evening. Happy face!
Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week.
Best makeup of the week
When your mate’s a virgin and you want to support him
*record scratch* You might be wondering why I’m wearing a pleather bomber on a nightclub dancefloor
When you wake up to go to the toilet and can’t find the light switch
How could I resist a man who was in the Royal Highland Show!
Mate I think there are rats in this club
Nah man I’m serious I think I just saw one