I don’t want no clubs, clubbers of the week can’t get no love from me
Hangin out the passenger side of their Uber rides tryin to holla at me
Bobby PalmerThe week is almost over. Sad face. But that means you get to read clubbers of the week, as you do every lazy Sunday evening. Happy face!
Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week.
Best makeup of the week
Would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling lips
When your mate’s a virgin and you want to support him
Here for u man
*record scratch* You might be wondering why I’m wearing a pleather bomber on a nightclub dancefloor
It all started in Coventry Topman, back in 2008
When you wake up to go to the toilet and can’t find the light switch
Careful now
How could I resist a man who was in the Royal Highland Show!
It’s Scotland’s most prestigious annual farming and countryside showcase!
Mate I think there are rats in this club
Nah man I’m serious I think I just saw one
When one of the boys cracks open a cold one
Howay the lads
When he tells you Big Ben is actually the name of the bell
Gurl it’s actually called Elizabeth Tower why would I lie 2 U?
The nectarine epidemic is tearing our nation’s youth apart
So young and so hooked on fuzzless peaches
Erm
OK?
When you steal a precious pitcher from the giants of Brobdingnag
Hurry, before they realise what you’ve done!
We all have that one friend who’s terrified of club logos
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Can you guess which of these is painted on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
Trick question. It’s both!
The Black Death has taken so many of our clan
Come with us, lest you perish as well
Amazon’s Fallout finally answers mystery fans of the game have wanted to know for years
Harrison BrocklehurstA gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Prepare to have your head absolutely SPINNING with this viral car optical illusion
Emily SmithReady to throw my phone out of a window
Ellie Ring
Omg, we now officially know Lucy’s stats if she was in one of the Fallout games
Nerding out so hard right now
This is the terrifying true story behind Netflix’s creepy new show Baby Reindeer
Nah I’m not sleeping tonight
There was a secret MAFS Australia 2024 cast group chat created to ‘bully’ Lauren and Sara
This is absolutely wild?!
What have Tristan and Cassandra been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024?
Forever obsessed with them
Gypsy Rose Blanchard files restraining order against husband Ryan after ‘mistake’ marriage
She’s also demanding he pays her spousal support
Here’s when the MAFS Australia cast will actually get control of their Instagrams back
Imagine the drama when they can say what they want again
Where are the Deathclaws!? Why Fallout’s most famous monster isn’t in the TV show
Dying to see Lucy VS Deathclaw
Inside Sara and Cassandra’s secret feud which was completely edited out of MAFS Australia
I need to see the receipts
Hayley Soen
The Fallout TV show has a huge lore error that completely contradicts one of the games
Fans are so confused Bethesda has now had to speak out and clarify
OMG! Brit Smith officially releases Karma’s A B*tch on streaming after the JoJo Siwa drama
Let the chart battle begin!!!
Every major contract rule the disobedient MAFS Australia 2024 cast have broken this series
They’ve gone completely rogue
‘I don’t know who Brit Smith is’: JoJo Siwa has addressed the chaos around her new song
Karma has been wrapped up in nothing but controversy since it came out
Reality nepo babies and familiar faces: Meet the five new cast members of Made in Chelsea
Ummm, James Taylor’s brother is now an official cast member?!
Megan Fox has finally responded to Chelsea’s lookalike comment on Love Is Blind
Can we all move on now please?