The hardest game of London ‘Would you rather?’ you’ll ever play

London is a city of dichotomies: East and West may as well be different worlds, just as those who live north of the river will only venture south if their life depends on it.

But have you ever really thought about the polarities you face within the glorious city in which you live? You might choose one tube line ever, but have you ever wondered whether you’d choose Fabric or XOYO if you could only save one, or which of Streatham and Maida Vale you’d move to, if being forced at gunpoint?

We’ve put together the hardest round of ‘Would you rather?’ you’ll ever play, based on your everyday London life. See how wrong your choices are below.