Just some tweets about the soul-destroying reality of being in final year
Everything is probably, possibly, maybe going to be fine
Your first year of uni is a blast. Friends are made, Jägerbombs are sunk, and nothing really matters because you’re in the twilight of your life. As for second year? It’s a harmless middle ground, a purgatory of pints and parties.
Final year, by contrast, is a bit like being on a ship which is simultaneously sinking and on fire, furiously searching Google of synonyms for “thus” as the pained screams of your writhing fallen coursemates pierce the air around you.
It’s not exactly a barrel of laughs, basically. These guys know what we’re talking about.
*Watching Netflix peacefully*
*Remembers 5 exams, 3 assignments and a presentation*
*Watches Netflix stressfully*
— Student Problems (@StudentProblems) January 13, 2017
I want to reenact the scenes from fifty shades of grey. You know the one where she gets a job straight out of college?
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 14, 2015
Sashay away if you can’t get full marks
‘If I was a woman in the same situation, would I have got that support? There’s a good chance I probably would’
And they’re still mates
‘You can take home £2,000 a week – men will pay you for the stupidest things’
I am trying so hard not to shout out ‘bing bong’ rn😤😤
I’m BEGGIN’ someone to please free us from the shackles of Mȧneskin x
Two years later Maya has two kids and blonde hair
It starts on January 7th, and the cast includes a straight man for the first time
I am obsessed with how chaotic season five looks already
Never forget ‘she should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
Exclusive: Michelle Donelan gives her view on strikes, online learning and drop-out rates
This isn’t worth the nine grand a year we’re paying
Right, so who is actually doing serious SALES?
I can see myself hanging out with Amanza, why not?
BAN THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY
Some just don’t even deserve a spot
Sorry but you can’t run to Captain Lee for everything
He allegedly hasn’t been paying child support since 2015