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Another Monday rolls around. Yet another week comes to an end. And, like the inexorable approach of death, another Clubbers of the Week article slopes onto your news feed.
Hey, at least it’s funny! Here are the best clubbers in the UK this week.
‘Your dad’ of the week
Bet he sells Avon
The lengths people will go to for Supreme eh
Oh no, looks like your little brother and his mates found the secret stash of Fanta!
After that much sugar they won’t sleep till midnight!
Milo’s friends are helping him during this tough time
What happened to free speech man
No-one told me 5ive were getting back together
But where’s Ritchie?
Nothing to see here, just four likely lads playing a game of chess
She’s CANCELLED her Coachella appearance?
But I mortgaged my house for those tickets
Please, my wife, she’s very sick
She hasn’t changed position in two days
Welcome to Gringotts, Mr Potter
It’s the premier bank of the wizarding world
Ah, the universal symbol for love
Is anyone even still reading this?
One’s enough, I’ll continue
This tiny man wants to give you his heart
It’s no bigger than a quarter but it’s as full as Fort Knox
When the club ain’t fun and Clubbers of the Week ain’t funny
Maybe next week?